Trump's Health: What do you think the doctor will find?

1.  No brain

2.  No heart

3.  Full of ****

Inside, there's just one long tube, going from his mouth to his sh#thole.  And the ends are interchangeable.

A pile of money to pay him to say Trump is in better shape than any previous president.

ETA: Plus or minus some blackmail.

sprout said:

A pile of money to pay him to say Trump is in better shape than any previous president.

ETA: Plus or minus some blackmail.

Isn't he going to Walter Reed?  Anyway, did he actually go? I find it hard to believe he would submit to the indignities of a physical exam. 

shoshannah said:

sprout said:

A pile of money to pay him to say Trump is in better shape than any previous president.

ETA: Plus or minus some blackmail.

Isn't he going to Walter Reed?  Anyway, did he actually go? I find it hard to believe he would submit to the indignities of a physical exam. 

Yes. But since Trump has no respect for any institution, I don't think he'll treat this one any differently.

He is under no obligation to release any of the results. We’ll never know what they find.

What I expect to hear: "I'm the healthiest human being ever to walk the face of the earth. I have the mind of a Harvard scholar and the body of a 20-year-old Olympic athlete."

A couple of physical deformities:  abnormally small hands and his butthole is on his face and has teeth.

Rachel Maddow just reported that the White House reported that the doctor says he’s an excellent health. And then they miss spelled the doctor’s name in the signature on the press release

unicorn33 said:

What I expect to hear: "I'm the healthiest human being ever to walk the face of the earth. I have the mind of a Harvard scholar and the body of a 20-year-old Olympic athlete."

“And I am also a very stable genius”.