Admittedly small pet peeve: People who feel the need to have their sprinklers water the curb strip grass should have to do so in the middle of the night. Typically, the sprinklers come on in the morning around the time people are heading to work or school or walking the dog (me), forcing all to cross the street or get wet. A small thing but its so presumptuous or unthinking of them. A 5 to 10 year sentence seems reasonable.
bub said:
Admittedly small pet peeve: People who feel the need to have their sprinklers water the curb strip grass should have to do so in the middle of the night. Typically, the sprinklers come on in the morning around the time people are heading to work or school or walking the dog (me), forcing all to cross the street or get wet. A small thing but its so presumptuous or unthinking of them. A 5 to 10 year sentence seems reasonable.
I had a guy in a BMW SUV almost hit me (in my car) yesterday because he was trying to avoid a sprinkler that was spraying into the street. Sheesh! It's water, not acid.
There oughta be a law to prohibit drivers on Maplewood Avenue from making a U-turn into parking spaces on the opposite side of the street.
There oughta be a law outlawing the traffic hazard creating, yield to pedestrian signs in the middle of streets.
Unless you are within x miles of the ocean, men have to wear shoes in public. I don’t want to see your damn feet.
Red_Barchetta said:
Unless you are within x miles of the ocean, men have to wear shoes in public. I don’t want to see your damn feet.
Sure, and the next thing you'll demand is that men can't wear shorts except in the summer.
annielou said:
This is the ultimate curmudgeon thread. There oughta be a law.
I've had enough of this complaining, so I'm gonna move to Florida, buy a white belt, wear my waistband at my armpits and complain about the government - full time.
TomR
There oughta be a law against saying "my bad" if you are over the age of 15.
Tom_R said:
DaveSchmidt said:need the waist ban higher to accomplish the mission.
Here you go.
TomR
I did not write this.
TomR
Jamie, I need some help
There ought to be a law against news organizations referring to our state as "Jersey". Come on, you're WNYC, not Sal from Queens.
annielou said:
This is the ultimate curmudgeon thread. There oughta be a law.
There ought to be a law against complaining about Seton Hall sewer flushing and then calling others curmudgeons. LOL
shoshannah said:
Ought to be a law against texting and driving—oh, wait.
I wanted to write the same thing!
marylago said:
shoshannah said:I wanted to write the same thing!
Ought to be a law against texting and driving—oh, wait.
Were you driving?
RealityForAll said:
annielou said:There ought to be a law against complaining about Seton Hall sewer flushing and then calling others curmudgeons. LOL
This is the ultimate curmudgeon thread. There oughta be a law.I’m a loud and proud curmudgeon for sure! No shade.
mrincredible said:
marylago said:Were you driving?
shoshannah said:I wanted to write the same thing!
Ought to be a law against texting and driving—oh, wait.
Yes, and that's why I didn't get there first.
There ought to be a law against wearing a t shirt with the name of a vacation spot when you are there (e.g. Long Beach Island). A corollary is that couples wearing the same vacation spot t shirt at the same time need to be placed in immediate detention.
“Quotations that are shared on social media, or printed on posters or calendars, shall first be verified against the original source and checked for context.”
— Dave Schmidt, Maplewood Online comment, June 7, 2018
there NEEDS to be a law against sitting in the aisle seat on NJT and blocking the window seat. I always ask for that seat on principle
Makes me think of my peaceful days on Pierson Rd. that were interrupted by the awful sounds and smells of those damn leaf blowers and weed wackers. That disturbance (the burnt oil, the roar of those nasty little motors) was nerve-wracking. But annielou is right!
annielou said:
This is the ultimate curmudgeon thread. There oughta be a law.
bub said:
There ought to be a law against wearing a t shirt with the name of a vacation spot when you are there (e.g. Long Beach Island). A corollary is that couples wearing the same vacation spot t shirt at the same time need to be placed in immediate detention.
Agreed!
There ought to be a law against wearing a graphic t-shirt and then asking the person who tries to read it what the **** they are looking at.
There ought to be a law against grown men sagging their pants, walking around in public with boxers showing, with a belt no less. Ugh.
cody2002 said:
there NEEDS to be a law against sitting in the aisle seat on NJT and blocking the window seat. I always ask for that seat on principle
I sometimes take the aisle seat on a three seater because I'm only going a few stops and don't want to be trapped by someone wearing headphones or falling asleep on in their seat. I'm more than happy to get up and let someone else in if they want it.
ElizMcCord said:
There ought to be a law against grown men sagging their pants, walking around in public with boxers showing, with a belt no less. Ugh.
When I wear dat, its because I want to look sexy. I've have quite a few ladies look at me, "Nice crack."
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Thought that I would start a thread that is both fun and thought-provoking. Feel free to add on what you think should be a law (or a regulation, statute or ordinance).
I will start this thread with, there should/ought to be a law that: prohibits smoking in private vehicles while children are present (a pet peeve of my own childhood).