A case of toilet paper,

is now worth more than a barrel of oil.

Formerlyjerseyjack said:

is now worth more than a barrel of oil.

That was wild. The May contract that expires tomorrow closed at a minus $37.50 /bbl.  

Trump announced at his press conference a little while ago that the U.S. was buying 75 million barrels for the SPR. The May contract ticked up $23.30/bbl but is still -14.30. The June contact traded up on the news and is last trading at $20.46.

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.html

This thread tie sounds like a parody Sherlock Holmes story.

"Sanitary, dear Watson!"

A friend who scored an XL pack of Charmin at Target on 22 the other day during what I have come to think of as Old People Hours kindly dropped off a few rolls to me. Never would have imagined TP could make me so happy. 

Heynj said:

A friend who scored an XL pack of Charmin at Target on 22 the other day during what I have come to think of as Old People Hours kindly dropped off a few rolls to me. Never would have imagined TP could make me so happy. 

 or, "Geezer Hour."

Heynj said:

A friend who scored an XL pack of Charmin at Target on 22 the other day during what I have come to think of as Old People Hours kindly dropped off a few rolls to me. Never would have imagined TP could make me so happy. 

To borrow @joan_crystal's line in the new normal thread about passing delivery slots down to your heirs, include any TP that may be left.  

The_Soulful_Mr_T said:

 or, "Geezer Hour."

 The correct term ia, "geriatric hour."

This thread has gotten me thinking about what would have happened if Rumpelstiltskin had taught the Miller's daughter to spin straw into toilet paper.